My American Dream.

Location: Building 9, level 5, Monash University, Malaysia.

Striding through the corridors outside the computer labs, I couldn't conceal my glee in accidentally 'discovering' the link between building 5 and building 2 in my trip in search of the toilet.

If there's dissatisfaction in Monash I'd like say, apart from complains about our higher monetary expenses in Monash's cafeteria (Yen, Nicole and I went back to Sunway University's cafeteria that day to find that we miss spending less money on similar food. I could've swore that that campus missed us too, it rained so heavily, so much so that we stayed longer in that Sunway Uni Campus and had to be 5 minutes late for our COM tutorial class. And that's not only because we kicked Nicole's slippers everywhere and played in the rain like little kiddies from primary schools, wait... more like pre-schoolers) I really think that the 'new and improved' Monash campus, however majestic it looked on the outside, is lack of TOILETS!

It's so hard to find a toilet especially in building 9 where all the computer labs are (tutes are naturally attracted to computer labs, like those ants to sugar or me to any humour tickling tv series). In levels 2 and 4, it's almost close to impossible to find a toilet to pee or poo. Maybe the engineers thought like hey, since they're all gona study anyway, why build toilets? So that they can waste time peeing and pooping?

I'm sure the medicine and bio students will agree that peeing and pooping are essential for any person's health!! Like... we have the right to peeing and pooping I tell you!!!

Oh, on a more serious note, I messed up again. This time, it's big. It affected my 3-year-plan. You know, it's unfair for highly mediated people like me. I stepped into the university with hopes and promises of wild parties, lotza booze, cute guys and not worry about my grades. Instead, I'm buried under the utter disappointments. 4 times the disappointment to be empirically exact.

I'm in search of my American Dream. American University-Life Dream. You darn Americans! Providing me with all these delicately articulated (but now broken) dreams.

Buried Local Talent KRU Edition.

Yes, there was once (or twice) KRU sang english songs... But sadly for us, it's been ages. Why must they concentrate in Malay songs? If they had more english songs, think they would be bigger now? Anyhoo, from all their videos, we can all see that they've came a long way... Being big shot celebrities and producers are not that bad also what...

KRU's For You.



Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En17wPlmm1A


This is their new and improved Tyco. It was during that N*Sync era where 3D was not as developed, so mind the animation. I personally love this song... I initially thought it was from a foreign band.



Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMnUiDTUPls

KRU - C'monlah --- <Ohh!!! and this is WAYYYYY COOOL!>

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4SCCytQs5w



Plus, they're totally humorous!! Charismatic... Yusry... and Norman and Edry ofcoz...

KRU: Terhangat di Pasaran.



Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Xa11ME9mg


And this song was so big that many people who doesn't really like malay songs heard of it.

KRU - Negatif



Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNikNonGsck

KRU with Feminin as special appearance - Untukmu (a cappella)

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ2juiuSnHI

I think malaysians can do themselves a favor by listening to this song. Though it may not make a big difference, it might just open a up a narrow mind or two.




p/s: Yusry was cute and in fact, he is cuter now! How did he do that?

Reality TV Hell's Kitchen Edition

Location: B12.3A, Sunway, Malaysia.




It's amazing... Take a talented (mildly) good-looking (given that he's aged) world renowned Chef, a buncha contestants who are monetarily-motivated booooom you'll have people bossing everyone around, foul language threw around ALOT, conspiracy and coalition trying to stage someone.




Ok, coalition is not very appropriate here but hey, every american's widely known of profanity (that's what i got from the televisions). I just finished season 1 and it's great so far~

Screwing Around in Sher Yen's House.

Location: Sher Yen's Crib, Somewhere in Klang, Bayu I think, Er, 5-10 minutes from Teluk Gadung Station.

Fun?! she left me out with the computer when she enjoys a warm shower without me. Like when they come to stay over in my house, I did... actually nevermind.

And so, she left me in my own device listening to Lifehouse's smashing 'First Time', and so I blogged.

Her room was great! Like what every girl would want for a room. The stencil, even though its DIY, it's gorgeous! Like so girlish... so unike Sher Yen. I thought I would see some heads rolling, blood, gorish-looking arts. Well, I'm not complaining. I mean after she paint my room as pretty as hers, I won't complain. Seriously... I would like it to fill with hot guys. To make it look more like a bachelorette's room.

So, I'm Yen's for the whole evening and since i'll be spending a night here, I'm hers for the night too.

Scary... Should I be feeling scared already?

Woo Hoo~ WordBiz is back on!

Location: B12.3a, Sunway.


And So, Innocence is Back baby~~


It has been so long since I've been able to use this program for some time now!



Boy it brings back memories... I miss the SJ 156 people. I miss Albert and the gang. Sweet time spent in Starbucks in the wee hours of the morning.



p/s: these pictures are for illustration purposes only. I know I suck at it. oh, people who are interested in playing online scrabble please go to Internet Scrabble Club and follow the instruction there.

Another Leftlet from the Movie Trunk.

Location: B12.3a, Sunway.


"I now pronounce you husband and husband, you may now kiss your husband." If I can vote a movie, Best Comedy of the year would be this! Now I Pronounce You Chuck and Larry is hilarious!!


I see a trend happening here. Every year Adam Sandler will come out with a killer BIG MOVIE and shock the whole worlds. That's why movies in the past like Anger Management, Click (especially) have been so successful in the past. It's all about the Quality, not Quantity baby~ I'm not sure if Happy Madison belongs to him...


Anyways, after all the talk, presentations, researches about this binary projection (female vs male and nothing else) heterosexuality was like those Chinese prostitutes, everywhere and nowhere. It's too common nowadays, people need something ELSE to laugh about.


The producer: "Hey, homosexuality is 'In' right now. Why not put some smoking HOT firemen from Brooklyn and make them, well, GAY. That'd be fun!" and Ta-da, a brand new chart topping hit.
Brokeback Mountain marks the watershed of the film industry. It's like the bible for all those subsequent movies that film about gays or lesbians (do you realise that lesbians are not as amusing as gays?).

Ok, back to the movie, Adam Sandler's movies have a way of cracking you up so hard at the beginning and make you leave the cinema with happy tears. This movie is no different. There's a few things that are worth mentioning.
Remember that Hot Chicks guy? The really scrawny looking, awkwardly amusing with his huge feminine eyes? He's Taiwanese or something in this movie and HILARIOUS! I trace his face i my database at first until he speaks. Funny I tell you!!!
Then there's Jessica Biel, HOT man~ The Boob grabbing part was certainly funny as hell. Cannot imagine how was the environment on set while filming. All those bystanders (Mr JT included) must be so jealous (provided that they haven't got to 2nd base, which I doubt). Ohhh, and then there's Lance Bass. My gawd!! I wanted to say that he's hot with his dreamy eyes but there's just something women-ish about him. Like maybe it's because of him coming out of the closet that made it more appropriate for him to appear on this movie (since it's about gays). I seriously haven't seen him on screen for some time now, since 'On the Line'
This is definitely a melodramatic (imo) Chick Flick where guys can participate too.

Thank you!

Location: B12. 3A, Sunway.

Ohh!!! Finally the Internet connection is back on!!! After so many freaking troubleshoot. My Gawd!! How inefficient can they be? but since they're really polite and Internet Connection's back on, It's ok.

p/s: this template is so me. Chocolate. Choxmania. I love Chocolate...

Dude, Sweet...

Confession to my PC.

Alone in this twin-sharing room feels a little eerie... Thanks Cynthia... for telling me that story before you leave for 2 weeks... = (

Location: B12.3A, Sunway, Malaysia.

My god. Time flies when I'm spending it idling away. A weekend gone. It's monday now...

And so I'm gona change pc soon.

I miss this pc you know. It's just that... I think we should see and more computers, for our own benefit, call it an exploration.

It's an experience. We know we'll end up this way since day one.

So many sleepless nights we spent,

laughters and tears... all I can remember was fun.

It's not like we're done,

we're still going to meet again, hon.

Though it's not like now,

every minute, every second every month.


-The End-


Clap. Yes, I'm talking to you. Clap now.







Haha, just had a weird night. now going to have a weird morning. Happy morning.


p/s: bro sent me this. Berryz. not surprised... Why can't he send me stuff about Brad Pitt for once?! Well, can't help but feel happy for them anyways. Being so famous. like cross country... Whoa. Risako's still cuter!!!



Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdL9-5O2NeQ

OOHHH... THIS IS FUNNY!~~~ WATCH~~~ WHEN YOU'RE FREE~~~



Source: http://youtube.com/watch?v=0XBL6d9Xjdk

pp/s: I tried to change the layout. and didn't save the old one... all the extra elements all gone!!! Smart Gal! ...................Way to go!

Just for Spite.

... Trying Something New for a Change ...

Practical Prank.

Location: B12.3A, Sunway, Malaysia.

This is Cool!

I found this on NST some day. When I forgot.

Desperate?

Me too. Why can't I be a Russian?! Anna Kournikova...

So anyways, was forced to watch this crappy Australian 'big production'

About a few emo Australians being affected by the whole Viet Nam War experience. Tida-Yada.

I think that half the people who watched were just to see pre-Cruise Nicole (in Ben Ben's Words) and the other 75% just watched because they were forced to ie: most of us who watched that day.




In case you can't read that due to my worsening camera skills, it reads

"Nicole Kidman (Barry Otto) and Nicholas Eadie Star in this internationally acclaimed drama set against the backdrop of beatlemania, flower-power deduced euphoria".

A gal must have written this.

My Medicine. Bigger and Better?

Location: B12.3A, Sunway, Malaysia.

My Meds.

Why 'Bigger, and Better'?

This is Bigger.

Better?

Oh, The doc say I'm better now.

Then Why am I getting more meds?

yup, The Tyroid Meds.

yup, it's That BIG.

Bigger than a tea cup! Tea Cup I tell you. Bigger than my freaking palm.

Anyways, we did something crazy that day. The people were campaigning and all then we (Nicole, Sher Yen and I) thought handing out papers for publicity purposes la. Then we just printed a few strips of papers to hand out to them, asking them not to waste paper, when we were wasting paper ourselves. Ok, alright. They were not into that idea, since

Water, Food and Me.

Location: B12,3A, Sunway, Malaysia.

I love food. Love eating them. I love water, being in them and having them in me. I like guys...

Anyways, I eat and the amount is based on my mood. For example, I eat when I'm extremely happy, like if I finish some sort of assignments. I eat when I feel depressed, chocolates especially. I eat coz obviously I NEED it, duh. I eat because I feel like eating it. Sometimes it's hard not to feel tempted when sumptuous food are presented to me. All in all, I LOVE FOOD. omg...

Like I can't not eat if I'm doing nothing or watching tv. It's just wrong. Yet sometimes I can go on a day long without eating if I was pre-occupied/ busy doing things.

So, I was googling, finding out what is the name for 'a person who loves to eat and loves food very much'. Surprisingly, I can't find anything.

I mean, I won't die without food for a day. I 'm not like totally obsessed with food. I don't know if I have eating disorder.

Anyways, been watching 'Dead Like Me' lately. Cool series. They have this really cool reaper intro of each series. Unlike House's. So Uncool...



p/s: The top 3 pick up lines that have success rates as high as Brad Pitt and I getting together.

1. Wow, beautiful legs you have there. When will they open?
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again.
3. Do either of you work in Fed-ex? Coz I can't help but seeing you girls catching out my package.

Provocative Stuff for the Day # 2

Location: B12.3A, Sunway, Malaysia.

I seriously didn't know the story behind this video although on the surface, they couldn't be clearer.


UPM students vs UPM staff - again!

16 September 2007 | 09:00 min
News Clips / General, Human Rights

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Source: http://www.malaysiakini.tv/?vid=1372

in my opinion,

They did something right.

They were prepared.

They confronted the authority not by force, but through the clever use of camera and youtube and Malaysiakini. Sadly the police doesn't really help much.

Though Melissa said Internet provided people with a false sense of freedom, at least some stories can be passed around and shared people who cared, at least their stories are heard.

A camera = A proof

btw, some people don't understand what YouTube is,

they don't even know what Human Rights is.

It's English.

Hmm...



p/s: through my experience, being the pioneers are not worth it. I think the guy in red will become RobinHood. His peers love him, the authorities don't. He might even have a hard time stepping in this very society some day soon.

pp/s: I like that pegawai's cellphone though. Sony Ericsson. I fI didn't know better, I'd thought he's showing off his cellphone~~ Rich ah...

Bro's Advice to Blogging

LoL dude~ been watching How I Met Your Mother for the past weekend and they totally abuse words like 'awesome' and psych!

Location: B12.3A, Sunway, Malaysia.

I kinda forced bro to read that entry about the pasar malam that day and did reluctantly obliged anyway.

He gave me his advice, in his opinion how to make my blog better.

I'm like, sure and tried to position myself so that all eyes are on the monitor waiting for his response.

He said: "Don't Put Your Picture On Your Blog".

OMG!!!!!!

I know I can be photogenic with the right camera angle, lighting, camera, mood, hair (not bad hair day), etc. All in all, with the right combination, I can loook pwetty on tape too. Buahahaa...

So what? Jealous eh, bro?


SO this was Saturday after reaching the hostel sporting my very new hair cut out of the oven yo~


I looked nice on photos! Why not in person?!


Like they make me look thinner or something.


Hmm...


Ok, fine. Cut = No Cut. But it's so SHORT now.

Born in the Year of the Dragon.

Although the surge of adrenaline rushing last-minute works is a kind of high but what if I'm way past 'last-minute'?

Location: Computer Lab, Level 5, MU, M'sia.

Yup, doing my stuff in the computer lab... I still want to get something out of my mind.

That day I chatted with Kai Jian, my same aged genius neighbour in Ipoh whom I'm not exactly close with. Yes, there's been many people that my parents compared me with.

There's this Kai Jian, Jian Wei (both neighbours) and my dear cousin Si Ning and some other parents' friends' children around them, and believe me, there are many of them out there.

There's this thing being a chinese borned in the year of dragon. In my case, borned in the year of 1988. Though my dad's born in the year of dragon, his mom (my grandma) sent him to school a year earlier, so he doesn't have to compete with other people in his year.

I still haven't figure out WHY the year of the dragon?! It's not like it'll guarantee your child's success right? It's not like the year of the dragon will make your kids any more prestige. Stop being so freaking superstitious already!

Anyways, I chatted with Kai Jian. Our conversation didn't last more than 30 minutes actually. I have a way of making people misunderstand my words. Like I didn't take the trouble to think of stuffs matching its context before letting the words flow out of me.

DUMB right?!

I immediately gave him the idea that I'm asking for his result to compare. Like WHY WOULD I DO THAT?! I'm 100x worse than you ok... omg. I didn't know I gave him that impression of being so kiasu! I was just trying to communicate with him ok?!

I can't say that him being in Singapore has got to him (Singapore, the origins of Kiasu'ism) because I hardly know him before he left for Singapore at the age of 15 (I remember coz we were supposed to take PMR and I was jealous of his fortunate escape).

Do you think that I'm Kiasu? my dad just said the other day that I've lost my 'fighting spirit'. Do I even have it in the first place? Coz I haven't actually notice...

About the result comparing thing, I never hold grudge! unless I messed up and you rubbed it in my face then I'll freaking hate you.