Massive Sales!

Location: ECMS, Clayton
Time: 10:36pm.

apparently today's like the final night that ECMS is gona open for 24 hours... SWAT VAC's coming to an end... exam's coming.. anyway, I would like to bring to the attention of this massive, i mean MASSIVE SALES going on in Kelantan!!

Come on come all... join the bandwagon! don't miss out on this SALES of a lifetime~

women's dignity, sanctity of marriage massively REDUCED... all for a limited time ONLY!

Don't wait as there IS a limited stock of ONLY 16500 single mothers... under the age of 60!

YES, you heard it right! ONLY 16500 ALL under the age of 60!!

hold on, there's MORE!

Awards will be given to assemblymen who wishes to increase the QUOTA to help single mothers...

What are you waiting for?!

Bring your family, bring your friends!

In no time, you'll own your very own single mums as 2nd wives to brighten your day!






... yes, that's WHAT I felt when I read this piece of article... hmmm....

Awards for reps who take single mums as 2nd wives!

p/s: I was going for the Andrew Hansen's surprise spruiker feel in *the ever so AWESOME* Chaser's War =D it's sad to know that the show ended this year... hmmmmm...