The Ideal Location to Study

Location: B12.3A.

OMG, I’m so stressed lately… I found a song which totally complimented the thick quick sand I’m I now. Black Swan by Thom Yorke. He sounded very much like Aqualung. See, everyone’s like following his style…

Oh, did I mention? As gross as it sounds, I actually do much of my thinking in the toilet/washroom/shower. Seriously, what would you do besides touching and cleaning yourself for about 20 minutes? Think of course. I have a friend, who did really well in her SPM studied on her room’s toilet floor. It’s true!

He's trapped in my weave of LOVE~

You see, when you’re in the living room, you tend to see the TV right in front/near you. Then after about what seemed to be eternity (which maybe about 5 minutes), you’ll finally succumb to the temptation of the idiot box.

If you’re studying in the kitchen? OH! After about 10 minutes, you feel like fixing up a drink to award yourself being really hardworking for the past 10 minutes. Then you’ll remember that packet of Lay’s laid untouched for about 3 days now in that left upper cabinet near your water heater. Of course it’s ridiculous to eat Lay’s without being in front of the TV. So, you finally crawl back to the living room, enjoying what Astro as to offer with umpteen channels for you to surf.

MY Favorite Smiley.

If you’re studying in the study room? Huh! After turning open your 5kg and about 2-dictionaries-thick text book, your cell phone will buzz, because you’ve turned it to silent mode in order for you to spend the whole wholesome afternoon studying. But NO… your friends will ask you to online to check out some sites, for the boys, porn or DOTA. Gals, friendster++. Since your pc’s conveniently placed in the study room, no harm just trying to release some stress from all that knowledge what you’re trying to derive from the text books.

De-LicioooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuS!

Then after chatting 2 hours of random conversations online, you’ll suddenly discover your favorite bands that you’re totally crazy about when you’re young, mysteriously appeared in Youtube. Then while waiting it to load, you’ll go to the kitchen and fix yourself a drink and grab a packet of Kettles on the way back to your ‘study’.

The Antic "Get that Cam outa my FacE!"

Ok, what about studying in your house’s garden? It’s actually quite idyllic sitting on that stone chair situated among the fresh green trees and colorful flowers. But, since you’re staying in a country situated on the equator where the worms, bugs, insects and especially Mosquitoes roam free among that native land of yours. Not that long afterwards, you’ll find yourself scratching here and there while your smooth tan skin suffer the attack of the Nyamuk! (or something like that, lost touch with BM since 2 years ago)

If not, your pet, my Pipi, will perform stunts to surprise you and get your attention… There’re naturally born with cuteness that you cannot reject. You’ll squeeze his little face, pat him to give your recognition then eventually, you’ll be playing with your pet.

The Beauty and the Handsome

The Vicious Cycle.

Back to my point earlier, can you see now the toilet floor is actually the most ideal place to study? Provided it’s clean and not just after someone using it. Remember to choose your favorite smell of detergent for the toilet floor. My bro’s ok about anything with Lavender, Mommy likes lemon/citrus stuff (she thinks that all detergent SHOULD smell this way), I like flora stuff. Actually I just like the color pink, but since the smell’s ok, it’s tolerable.

Us Again...

Ok, why is it the ideal place to study? It’s spatial. You can actually spread and catogorise your documents and arrange it according to your fancy. You can sit by folding your legs on the floor. It’s actually an act of discipline for the monks in... err.. the monastery. You can even do some stretching exercise on the floor when you feel a little foggy.

Always helps to do some stretching.

Snail!!

It’s good because you’ll feel awkward drinking/eating near the toilet bowl so you’ll restrain yourself from always bringing your food while you’re studying. Moreover, you won’t have to worry about the seduction of the idiot box because there’s less likely to be a TV in the toilet unless your parents are like filthy rich then I can’t blame you la. Normally we, normal middle income family people will not have a plasma on the walls of our toilets, so we can concentrate in the books.

Pipi, The Chinese Dog.

You won’t have to worry about people nudging your on MSN because the pc’s not conveniently placed near the toilet. But if you’re using a notebook, you’ll have to learn some self control lor. It does look weird like chatting near the toilet.

Piggy Pipi.

See, isn’t it great to study on the toilet floor? I used to do it in my hometown but since I’m sharing the toilet with 6 other people in the unit, so I’ll have to give up my old ways in order to not freak the other gals out. Haiz…

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-Nights Everyone-

p/s: for other toilet designs, you can browse at some of the links I chose randomly linked to the words "toilet" all different pictures. It's really chun ok?! I could really sleep in some of them...

oh, the pics are unrelated I know, he's just plain cute that I have to put em up. hehe...