Thursday, August 30, 2007

My First Drug Experience

Location: B12.3A.

Samuel gave me his blog again yesterday. Used to think he’s less of a stable person but his blog prove me wrong. Critiquing on the theory of Free World that our World Police so enthusiastically pushed and as a result created this imagined community of free press. ok, maybe free press has nothing to do with a free world or an un-free world encouraged the born of free press, anyway, he presented this issue delicately by highlighting some brave soldiers of free press being suppressed by their very ‘democratic’ government. So, this is his blog lar… duh. http://stevevai23.blogspot.com/


So, I just wanna say, I’m in drugs!

Haha, got this goiter problem I mentioned before right? Mom and dad doesn’t encourage or maybe more convenient for me to go to SMC (Sunway Medical Center) for the check ups. I totally warned them about the overly charged consultation fee and totally over priced medicines.


My roommate Cynthia had this really bad throat infection back then and went to SMC to see an ENT doctor.

Now I finally know why the majority of the doctors are so freaking rich. Those who works in government hospital usually moonlights a their own clinic earning a whole truck of side income; those in the private hospital STILL earning a whole lota gees coz they KNOW the people who afford to go to private hospital are more or less financial sustainable WHILE they moonlight in their own clinics also.


You know why I feel so strongly about this? Goiter is actually a normal/common procedure. You know how much he charged?

  1. Consultation fee: RM 60
  2. Procedure: RM 60
  3. Medicine/ drugs: RM 48+

I doubt Ipoh’s rate will not be that high. Oh, the procedure thing is where the camera cable thing to show the insides of me. Very House. But not even until’s in my THROAT!

So uncool. I was actually excited and scared but excited about surgery. My First Surgery. But that doc, Dr Keok or something insisted that I take meds for a long period of time to see if the infection inside me subsides. Again, so uncool.


Well, I have to take 3 of the white ones and 1 of the pink ones 2 times a day. The way he constructed his sentences were funny. Being the polite and naïve me (it’s my blog, I get to describe myself with any words I like, =P) I asked “will these meds make me fat?”


I feel the ‘Duh~’ in his expression but quickly covered it with “Oh, No. Since you have this hyper Thyroid, the problem with you is your metabolisms really high and you ended up being hungry all the time. So, this med is to lower your metabolism and you’ll feel less hungry”.

All I heard was “Coz you still eat so much when you’re having hyper thyroid and when you’re still eating this much under medication, you’ll totally be really fat”

And my fat cells in my body heard “You’ll be fatter!!”

ANYWAYS, the drugs are totally un effective as in will not affect my body. I won’t feel drowsy, talk like drunkards, sleepy and NOTHING! I thought the whole purpose of having drugs is to have that effect? To feel high and shit.

Haiz… I think I’ll grow up to be SM. I like the feeling when needle poked into my skin into my veins for blood test, I liked it when the tube’s stuck from my nostrils into somewhere near my throat to see if I have throat infection (if you don’t already know, it’s actually how the ancient Egyptians take the heart of a deceased and preserve it in a clay pot outside of the body, I suddenly felt Egyptian, and ancient ones too) but I hate neck, back and muscle pain. WTH?!


Oh, did I mention that I was totally obsessed with ancient Egyptians’ legend, like the boy king Tut and Vampires humanized by authors. Fun. My Dear Alisa Perne (aka Sita) and Lestat. Somehow the cannibalism issue reminds me of Dr Hannibal Lector. He’s old but magnetic, like House. HAHAHHAHA… I totally agree with Cameron.

Chase: “But he’s… OLD”

Cameron: “...But you’re Young.”


Haha. I actually remember some lines from the whole series. *applause* ~~

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Tyroid

Location: B12.3A

My people around me thinks i've got goiter. Yes, it might be a small thing for you people and House has been scaring me with all these really weird diseases. I clearly know that If these things were to happen in Malaysia, a sick patient (sometimes 2) were to die a week.

Funny.

well, my bro's going to UK soon.

Here's a confessiong... BRo... I Love YOU~~~!!!

hope i'll get some Zara or Dorothy Perkins or some TopShop next year~

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

I'm Just Not Ready Yet I Guess.

Location: @home, Ipoh.

Yes, I was on my way to Wai Tsin’s house, to bring her that Seed top I bought her. After I realized that I haven’t hand in the proposal to whoever I am supposed to hand in to, I freaked. Though I was freaked out, I was hungry too.

So, on an impulse, I fled my house and drove to the nearest McDonalds to have the McBreakfast that I’ve been wanting to eat for the past week.

A dream finally came true~

Anyways, I got this busted tire when I just passed the malay village and was turning into the road along the air force training zone thingy.

I felt something different and was lucky that I didn't dragged on. If I did I might make bro mad-DER, he'd have to go to Pengkalan to get me.

So Er Yi, Er Yi's friend and bro came to my rescue. They changed the tyre while i stood by watching them dealing with car. I feel so helpless. and Scared. If this were to happen in KL, what would i have done?

Then and there I knew i wasn't ready to have a car. All i know is how to wash it and pump in petrol.

I mean how can you have a baby if you don't know how to take care of the baby when he/she's sick?

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Blaberty, Blab.

Location: Standing in my living room, Ipoh, Perak, somewhere near the left of the Peninsular of Malaysia, Malaysia.

Went back to Ipoh since next week's study week. And no, no one except Khairie, Sueann, Nicole etc. are gona study anyway. namely, ME.

Ok, maybe it's just me who's like dead lazy. Anyways, the few days in Ipoh (since thurs morning) well spent.

1. saw pig dancing.
2. went shopping with Wai Po. She trusted my driving skills.
3. got bloodtest for goiter/tyroid.
4. felt that delicious adrenaline rush when the needle was poked into my skin.
I said "Ahh... Bloo-a-oad....!" excitingly at first but ended with a stint of embarassment watching everyone seeing me in this mysteriously looking look that Pipi has.
5. went out with Lennard, Katie, (there's a reason for putting names in that order) VJ, Yaso and I for steamboat porridge near Maziah.
6. They finally know where Maziah's tuition center is.
7. watched Rush Hour 3 and felt really disappointed.
8. Got Chris Tucker and Chris Rock mixed up.
9. pissed off WaiPo, 6ShuPo and Er Gu Po. It aint fun having 3 angry/disappointed female senior citizens.
10. forced to go to Jusco and be a Flower pot. (okla, prettier la, China imported Porcelin Vase) The opportunity cost is pissing off my dear sis-like-cousin-sis and 2 adorable and growing little godbros.
11. The whole buncha us:- WaiPo, 6 ShuPo, ErYi, DaYiZhang, DaYiMa, Sis-like-cousin-sis -- Wen Hong, GodMom, GodDad, Godbro no. 1-Si Hong, Godbro no. 2-Si Kai, Mommy, Daddy, Bro and I-- in MP having steamboat buffet which cost about RM 340 for a family outing/bro's farewell to UK.

yup, that's about it. more updates coming soon. Boring boring trip to BM (bukit Mertajam) tomorrow.

Sigh. So glad that you're not me.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

I DID sleep with her.

Location: MUM-MCL9-12, Computer Lab 9, MU, M'sia.

Wow, had a really nice stay in Minni’s place yester day night to finish the COM 1020 assignment that she decided we do together. Well, went to her place after classes on Tuesday which supposedly end by 5pm. But that freaking Melissa pissed me off after that FTV 1010 class. I mean, as a tutor, if you don’t feel like giving us any pointers at all, please don’t brush us off like you really intended to help us.

But I truly thanked her for being a bitch like herself. I decided to pack my stuff and leave. Since Minni’s Auntie’s driver’s only going to be there to pick us up by 5, I figure to not let that bitch ruin that love Dr Yeoh has instilled in me during Sem 1, coincidentally Dr. Jaganathan’s giving a tutorial at the same time but different place, I went there and never regret ever since.

Thanks for the guidelines Dr Jaga accidentally spilt for our Com 1020 first assignment. Although it was only a few lines that he mentioned, he gave me the reason and courage to put that bitch aside to start our essay.

Anyways, reached Minni’s house in Taman Desa and played with her little manja-i Fujii! My gawd! They really invested a great deal for Fujii’s maintenance. Although we think and take Pipi as a family, but Minni, took it to another level. Reminds me of my sixth grand auntie.

So, when you put 2 dog-lovers and a dog in a room together, you’ll get to spend 4 hours playing with the dog while sitting casually in front of E! Entertainment channel. Nice huh? Not until after 10pm that we actually gather our thoughts and brainstorm to start the COM 1020 essay. CooL!! Since I’m a darn big eater, I got hungry easily especially it involves activities that need to use my brain and education.

I can’t study without any form of edible input.

Consequently, I got hungry after the dinner that Minni’s dad who’s kinda enough to ta pao for us and influenced Minni to order McDonald’s delivery together! Bad influence in deed. We ate a 20 pieces of nuggets, 2 banana pies, (I ate) 1 sundae and 2 cups of coke.haha, we got really tired after the supper. Cool huh?

Time flies and my eyelids got heavier and heavier. (like standard 1 essay thingy) Minni’s like still so bersemangat!! Really admire la wey. So finally, I stopped at 926 words at about 3am ++ but Minni’s not impressed and she wrapped it up with 1046 (plus or minus) word counts.

Bravo!

So I skipped JRN1903’s tutorial and we skipped INT1020’s lecture coz we’re too tired. Haha… actually I woke up at 8am ++ but I took a bath, brushed my teeth, wash my face and slept again after the whole ritual of waking up. Minni sweat teruk-teruk.

Oh, Minni told me that I talk in my sleep and rolling all over the king size bed, HAHA!! I just successfully scared a new friend of mine…!!! It’s lucky that I didn’t drool during my sleep last night.

Did I mention that Minni’s a really clean, organized and responsible person where mommy claim to be and I’m never going to be? Seriously, tidy la her room… summore how to keep it so clean when there’s a dog in the house?! Totally respect man. If Pipi were Fujii, the whole room will be a mess.

Anyways, she’s the second friend that I slept over in their house with. First was Sher Yen and then Minni. Hahaha~ I can proudly claim that I’ve slept with 2 people in their houses before.

Spoken like a true 19-year-old virgin herself.

Monday, August 13, 2007

The Ideal Location to Study

Location: B12.3A.

OMG, I’m so stressed lately… I found a song which totally complimented the thick quick sand I’m I now. Black Swan by Thom Yorke. He sounded very much like Aqualung. See, everyone’s like following his style…


Oh, did I mention? As gross as it sounds, I actually do much of my thinking in the toilet/washroom/shower. Seriously, what would you do besides touching and cleaning yourself for about 20 minutes? Think of course. I have a friend, who did really well in her SPM studied on her room’s toilet floor. It’s true!

He's trapped in my weave of LOVE~

You see, when you’re in the living room, you tend to see the TV right in front/near you. Then after about what seemed to be eternity (which maybe about 5 minutes), you’ll finally succumb to the temptation of the idiot box.

If you’re studying in the kitchen? OH! After about 10 minutes, you feel like fixing up a drink to award yourself being really hardworking for the past 10 minutes. Then you’ll remember that packet of Lay’s laid untouched for about 3 days now in that left upper cabinet near your water heater. Of course it’s ridiculous to eat Lay’s without being in front of the TV. So, you finally crawl back to the living room, enjoying what Astro as to offer with umpteen channels for you to surf.

MY Favorite Smiley.

If you’re studying in the study room? Huh! After turning open your 5kg and about 2-dictionaries-thick text book, your cell phone will buzz, because you’ve turned it to silent mode in order for you to spend the whole wholesome afternoon studying. But NO… your friends will ask you to online to check out some sites, for the boys, porn or DOTA. Gals, friendster++. Since your pc’s conveniently placed in the study room, no harm just trying to release some stress from all that knowledge what you’re trying to derive from the text books.

De-LicioooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuS!

Then after chatting 2 hours of random conversations online, you’ll suddenly discover your favorite bands that you’re totally crazy about when you’re young, mysteriously appeared in Youtube. Then while waiting it to load, you’ll go to the kitchen and fix yourself a drink and grab a packet of Kettles on the way back to your ‘study’.

The Antic "Get that Cam outa my FacE!"

Ok, what about studying in your house’s garden? It’s actually quite idyllic sitting on that stone chair situated among the fresh green trees and colorful flowers. But, since you’re staying in a country situated on the equator where the worms, bugs, insects and especially Mosquitoes roam free among that native land of yours. Not that long afterwards, you’ll find yourself scratching here and there while your smooth tan skin suffer the attack of the Nyamuk! (or something like that, lost touch with BM since 2 years ago)

If not, your pet, my Pipi, will perform stunts to surprise you and get your attention… There’re naturally born with cuteness that you cannot reject. You’ll squeeze his little face, pat him to give your recognition then eventually, you’ll be playing with your pet.

The Beauty and the Handsome

The Vicious Cycle.


Back to my point earlier, can you see now the toilet floor is actually the most ideal place to study? Provided it’s clean and not just after someone using it. Remember to choose your favorite smell of detergent for the toilet floor. My bro’s ok about anything with Lavender, Mommy likes lemon/citrus stuff (she thinks that all detergent SHOULD smell this way), I like flora stuff. Actually I just like the color pink, but since the smell’s ok, it’s tolerable.

Us Again...

Ok, why is it the ideal place to study? It’s spatial. You can actually spread and catogorise your documents and arrange it according to your fancy. You can sit by folding your legs on the floor. It’s actually an act of discipline for the monks in... err.. the monastery. You can even do some stretching exercise on the floor when you feel a little foggy.


Always helps to do some stretching.

Snail!!

It’s good because you’ll feel awkward drinking/eating near the toilet bowl so you’ll restrain yourself from always bringing your food while you’re studying. Moreover, you won’t have to worry about the seduction of the idiot box because there’s less likely to be a TV in the toilet unless your parents are like filthy rich then I can’t blame you la. Normally we, normal middle income family people will not have a plasma on the walls of our toilets, so we can concentrate in the books.

Pipi, The Chinese Dog.

You won’t have to worry about people nudging your on MSN because the pc’s not conveniently placed near the toilet. But if you’re using a notebook, you’ll have to learn some self control lor. It does look weird like chatting near the toilet.

Piggy Pipi.

See, isn’t it great to study on the toilet floor? I used to do it in my hometown but since I’m sharing the toilet with 6 other people in the unit, so I’ll have to give up my old ways in order to not freak the other gals out. Haiz…

zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

-Nights Everyone-

p/s: for other toilet designs, you can browse at some of the links I chose randomly linked to the words "toilet" all different pictures. It's really chun ok?! I could really sleep in some of them...

oh, the pics are unrelated I know, he's just plain cute that I have to put em up. hehe...

Hunger + My Sunscreen

Location: B12.3A, Sunway, M'sia.

It’s 5 in the morning and I suddenly find myself drooling when thought of that packet of Kettles I gave bro on that faithful evening… I’m so hungry that I can eat a… Big Mac + chicken nuggets --- SET!

Omg! I took BioGreen this morning and haven’t been feeling well ever since. I can almost imagine mom saying “Dai sei la, always eat so much oily & fried stuff so now have to suffer when detoxifying”.

Yup, a Chinese proverb goes like this “Sickness goes into one’s body through month and trouble comes out of one’s month”. Literally it meant one got sick due to what he/she chose to eat and most of the time, one’s words spark trouble.

If you don’t understand after I’ve gone through so much to explain, just ask me la, or for fun, just bang your head against the wall a couple of times first.

So, what would a person do when she’s being shoved off by the most reliable food source that a girl has, when she’s really freaking hungry at 5 in the morning?

She blogs.

In case you think I’m smart and efficient, I’m fully aware of the assignments which are going to due this Thursday that my procrastination left undone. But mom, I’m just too hungry to think of assignments now.

Oh, a word to Uncle Leslie, I don’t have sore throat now!! =P

Anyways, since she claims that she’s the most influential (single) person who mould my being and preferences, it’s hard to do what McDonald’s hotline [1300-13-1300] did, I’m left with no other options but a admit that she just affects my a LITTLE.

Both of us in Shen Zhen a few years ago.

Well, in order for you to understand the (predicted) very very long standard 3 essay ahead on ‘My Mother’, you’ll have to know about my past…

*flip* *flip*


---------- THE PAST -----------
(In point form)

1) I was a spoilt brat.
2) I got everything I want. (got a nanny that provide to my every needs + wants)
3) I was spoilt.
4) Bro’s been with mom + dad since he came out of her womb and occasionally going to pre-school.
5) I went home at 5 (not fulltime in nanny’s house)
a. Still using milk bottle.
b. Extremely obese (like now la)
c. Cry a lot
d. Hate my parents
e. Hate bro coz I’m not the centre of attention

-----------============= FAST FORWARD
Thought:-
6) mom hear, not listen me
7) she only focuses on bro
8) I’m the black sheep.
9) At on point, thought she doesn’t care


---------- THE PRESENT -----------

Actually as I grow up (more intelligent, smart, beautiful, understanding, caring, etc *feel free to add in*) I got a wider prospective of things, I understand more than I did and regretted some stupid stuff I did back then. Mom’s still mom.

In a way, she’s supposed to tolerate, discipline and wait for me to grow up to understand some methods she used to solve issues in the past. Frankly, I don’t even want me to be my daughter. I mean if I got a daughter like me, I’d lock myself up in some dungeon in some kampong area and let myself lose only when I’m 21… reluctantly. –Duh-


Last week, mom, dad, bro + Auntie May Lee came down to take me out for dinner after their meeting in Lake Club. I know my family looks like a catalogue family when we’re with other people.

MOM + DAD, in Hong Kong few years back.

The charismatic couple who always discuss about matters, democratically where not only the man, the woman of the house have her say too; a handsome son who’s 5’10” who’s into basketball, presentable and smart; a blossoming daughter who’s still trying to grow up/ fit in, who’s really out-going and friendly…



The immediate TAN Family.

IMO, we always treat ourselves better when were with someone outside of the group.



Us in the Subway, HK.

I’m surprised mom remembered that I’m running out of sun defense/sun screen, which I told her about long long time ago. She offered to buy a swimming costume for me during Jusco day.


The Sun Defense
Call me conventional but I think a RM 99 swimming costume is OVERPRICED. Seriously, maybe I’ve not been shopping in the swimming suit department lately but I was shocked by how much these things cost! Seriously, I’d rather spend RM 200 buying Dior J’adore perfume than a swimming suit.

That Swimming Costume
(After much thought, I found out that I’m just pretty much being touched by the sun defense lotion she bought me. It’s not like everyday someone just gave you some forgotten wishes that you wished. I’m not quite making sense now due to my hunger.)

Yes, I can say it without a stitch of doubt, I do love my mom. No, I didn’t just wrote this because I know one day my mom/someone from my family will read this and forward the url to my mom, I did it because I want to.

I Know it's Corny but, Us, Mother& Daughter. ShenZhen. (When we were slimmer...)

My stomach begged to differ. She voiced out not because I’m on my series of unsuccessful diet, now, just plain hungry.


Mr. can I have some more please?

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Evan Baxter, The Employee of the Month.

Location: Multimedia PC, Library, Monash Uni (next time I’m just gona refer as MU), M’sia.

The stupid CNX, my internet connection is down again in my hostel… AGAIN. Uuurrrrgggh. Stupid. So I can’t pour my hearts out by taking advantage of technological advances in Malaysia. And I’m stupid enough to actually connect to Xsocam to check if the internet’s on. Haiz. Like I didn’t take IT classes for the whole 2006. Like I don’t know that the internal network is accessible even if I’m not connected to the Internet… haiz…

Anyways, I watched 2 movies. Haha, so like me. Employee of the month is the most/stupidest comedy even, technically. Like, they made all the little ridiculous features stupid. They totally put that pun theory into the film.

Like where Zack’s grandma ask him to plant the ‘seed’ before Zack’s date with Amy… He’s like ‘huh?’ only to realize that the grandma meant for Zack to plant the seeds of love.

Duh!

Ok, about Evan Almighty, boy I was disappointed. Maybe it’s just me that every time best things tend to go worse (like in most movies) the main character will go all berserk and like really crazy and all, I’ll see Jim Carey’s shadow, like he’s there all along.

I think the director has exaggerated it a little too much, or maybe it’s Baxter (Steve Carnell) who’s trying too hard to make it a sequence of Bruce Almighty.

Carey's facial expression, the way he talks, you know, the way he did his soundless act before he really reacts to everything, classic. But Steve's pushing it too hard I guess?

The next thing that I’m not satisfied with is the graphics used to shoot the boat when the dam breaks. The boat’s like so cartoon-ny. It’s the 21st century and to entertain 21st century people a little more effort is needed.


Atleast this pic's funny.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

The Monash Experience

Location: Multimedia PC, Monash Uni, M'sia.

Buahahah!!

After being in Monash's new campus for almost a month now, I felt kinda refreshing. We see some new people with ultimately new fashion sense, more than often, being the eye candy in the campus.



The Majestic-looking Monash


Apart from that, we all feel proud to be even stepping foot in this newly built, really majestic looking campus.

Trying to live up to the name of Monash (being a playing ground and nursery to cater the needs for all the spoilt brats in Malaysia and some say Indonesia too), it’s not enough that the tuition fees cost a ton, students here have great taste in cars.


I LIKE PINK! HOT PINK!!



This is just to make my bro drool, found it in the car park. DUDE! SWEET..


Though we don't have swimming pool here (like Segi college) we have some lovely lecturers and friendly people. Here, not many talents left unnoticed as we have loads of curriculums to harvest our interests/talents.



Curriculums



Interests


Plus, the food here can be cheap too.



(about RM 3.20 there in the pic)

Moreover, we have all these new equipments in the campus which we're still trying to get used to.


(not really that high-tech I know, just meant for illustration purposes only)


Oh I left out another not so unique quality of Monash's student, they're really good in curriculum and decorations.



GUMMM??!!!!!! (in the library)


Just not that pro in the hygiene part.

Malaysia Truly Asia indeed.

I fucked up

Location: Multimedia PC, Library, Monash Uni, M'sia.

WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF!!!!!!

I feel so bad fucking up. Man... after knowing that mom actually did/listens to me... Like about my shaky hands, about my sun defense running out, about my swimming costume's actually

Friday, August 3, 2007

Like Any Other Lunch

Location: B12.3A


Went out with Nicole to what was supposedly a trip to Monash to study but we ended up having lunch and an afternoon stroll in S.Pyramid. We went to Manhattan Fish Market. At times like these, especially after reading the right side of the menu, I miss my parents…

Camwhoring in Shuen Sze's car, 070803.


Oh, did I mention that I pissed Cynthia off today? I think I’m suffering the aftermath. Well, just me, I have to just make everyone angry at me. It’s just that I’m so dramatic and can’t stand to refrain from a freaking good laugh.

Camwhoring Again... I like the Paris-Hilton-lookalike-galsses. 070803.


Well, watching ‘Yours, Mine and Ours’ again is really refreshing, reminds me of ‘Home Alone’, the line “they’re protected by the biological nature of cutenesss~” is really cute! That’s so wrong! Then I’m not protected??!!! WHY??!!!

My Lan Si look wearing my formal, 070606.

Anyways, planned to finish Theme Hospital ASAP! It’s like my unfulfilled childhood desire to answer to myself. LoL… another boring day for a boring person…


Showing Off My Nails, Kate's Blood Red Nail Polish, 070611.

eeuk, I sound like Darren. Hehe...

Ramble Ramble...

Location: B12.3A


Yup, another day without classes.

Can't sleep last night so I watched 'Love Complex' a Japanese movie. It’s a typical chick flick with a rather cute male lead and a VERY Jap Japanese gal. the guy's short, the gal's tall, used to fight, yida yada, fellin love at the end of the day. As boring as it sounds, I actually laughed and cried and laugh while crying. Haiz!! The waterworks in me..

After a dip in the morning coz my voice's waking my roommate, Cynthia.

Then while chucking down a packet of Kettles, I watched 'Hot Fuzz'. This is WAY COOL!!! IF you can't imagine how your parents, your lecturer, you primary school mandarin teacher or your Bree-VandeCam-like auntie next door will look like holding and rifle and FIRING it. This is a MUST watch for you.

It’s a little like Final Destination + Bad Boys + British’s Dry Humor. A lot of bloooood splattering everywhere, grotesque ways of dying, the myth of suburbans being dangerous, filled with underlying dark secrets. The whole thing with the reaper murderer outfits was kinda scary, coz been playing Theme Hospital (again) and the appearance of the reaper will sure to give my deaths in the hospital a great boost.

The small touches were hilarious. I have no idea why every scene reminds me of Beer (ie. Heineken’s) advertisements. Maybe it’s the soundtrack or camera angle. And my god… It’s really sexy with their British accent, minus the old man with his slurrrrry pronunciation. ‘Arse’… even that sound sexy… Arse.

Oh! There’s a really antic psycho-bitch scene near the end! It’s really pointless for the scene doesn’t add or minus much to the movie. Ohh!! And I forgot to mention that at some point of the movie, I’m actually waiting the guy to kiss Nicholas already! Queer theory…

And one last thing, Simon’s Pegg IS hotter than that Daniel Craig, and about Timothy Dalton, he just reminds me of ‘The Beautician and the Beast’, with the Russian leader lookalike. Police officer? My Arse..

*Yarpe* All in all, a good movie if you like real thriller, action, Harry Potter parody, this is great for you!